Dad Jokes

I was struggling to figure out how lightning works, but then it struck me.

How do you tell HTML from HTML5? - Try it out in Internet Explorer - Did it work? - No? - It's HTML5.

My parents raised me as an only child, which really annoyed my younger brother.

Two fish in a tank. One turns to the other and says, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"

Four engineers get into a car. The car won't start. The Mechanical engineer says "It's a broken starter". The Electrical engineer says "Dead battery". The Chemical engineer says "Impurities in the gasoline". The IT engineer says "Hey guys, I have an idea: How about we all get out of the car and get back in".

A man is smoking a cigarette and blowing smoke rings into the air. His girlfriend becomes irritated with the smoke and says "Can't you see the warning on the cigarette pack? Smoking is hazardous to your health!" to which the man replies, "I am a programmer. We don't worry about warnings; we only worry about errors."

ASCII silly question, get a silly ANSI.

Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.

Debugging is like being the detective in a crime movie where you're also the murderer at the same time.

If you're here for the yodeling lesson, please form an orderly orderly orderly queue.